We’re getting a little low on water in this here bucket,” Ernie called over to Dan. He was actually enjoying seeing how much of a mess he could ma...ke.Having seen enough, Kevin walked over to Ernie and looked at the mess at his feet. Shaking his head, he said, “Straighten up kid and do the job right.”“Who are you to tell me what to do?” Ernie asked belligerently.Kevin leaned over so that his mouth was next to Ernie’s ear and said, “Would you like me to show you how you can mop a floor without. I think you can do well in any business that meets and deals with the public.”I smiled. I was interested. He continued. “I think that this business could be expanded with careful management and some judicious investment.”I found my voice. “That sounds good. What needs to be done?”He said, “It’s being sold as a real estate sale though it’s more than that. An agent has the listing and he’s showing it as a business as well. I’m sure he would be glad to show it to you but I suggest that we go by. At the same time sari can hide almost everything from the eyes of unwanted admirer. I saw the sexy body and I was feeling very happy with anticipation of a great day. As she came upstairs I got shock of my life. It was Soma!!!Soma is my cousin Ravi’s wife. I knew Soma before her marriage as she used to live in our neighborhood. She was one year junior to me in school. Even when she was young Soma was a bombshell. She had well developed boobs even at class nine. I remember one day I caught Soma. "What do you call yourselfwhen you're dressed?" asked Mary. I said, "I like to think of myself asTanya." "Good name," someone said.As the drinks flowed, the questions became more personal, I was grilledfor the next two hours, do you like girls or boys, what underwear do youwhere, do you wear false boobs, do you prefer stockings or tights, whatbrand make up do you use, the questions were endless, but I tried toanswer them all as truthfully as I could.When they ran out of questions they all.