By some fortunate coincidence, one day I found myself home alone; andunable to repress the urge to dress as a woman any longer, I decided thatI would ...do so today. By some fortunate coincidence I had a disease withthe symptoms which meant that although I had a full head of hair,eyebrows and eyelashes, the rest of my body remained hairless so I didn'thave to shave myself at all.I stripped naked and made my way into my: a) sister's, b) mother's, c) aunt's, d) transvestite uncle's, bedroomand sat. The hammers are the rebounding type and come off the firing pins after firing, so there’s no half cock notch, and they’ll always be ready. I’ll put in a rack on your side of the bed for yours, and I’ll need to get some twenty gauge buckshot loads, too.”“But you have so many guns already. Couldn’t you use them?” Ashley asked in confusion.“Sweetie, you mustn’t mention those guns to anyone. They aren’t to be used except in an emergency, and a lot of them aren’t legal in this country. I got them. “What sort of thing are you looking for?” His eyes strayed down her body. “Hmm, you know, great ass, curvy hips, gorgeous, green eyes.” She turned and backed up against the wall at the end with a little bump. “Excuse me?” “You heard me.” He took a small step towards her, letting his eyes linger on the little hard points of her nipples, visible through the tight fabric of her t-shirt. “I… er…” He watched her carefully; he’d pushed her about as far as he could without actually scaring her. . ' The CO or theynever caught on to the fact that some old time beer ads were being usedas taunts or sex wishes."SFC Clavin just grunted and said, "The one Newbie is Spec 4 NormanPeterson. The other is PFC Diane Chambers. Now I know you are thinkingwhere is the other girl coming from to keep us at the proper level? Thatis simple. You are. You will fill that role."I was shocked. I asked, "Why me? I am straight and like to date girls. Idont want to be one."SFC Clavin said, "It is simple. Of all.