" And you know why. He had tried to seduce me while you were on the way from work. I tied him up to encourage him to stick to one flatmate at a time."... And he and Bill did, didn't they? How did you persuade Bill?" Easy, Joy. I let him peep round your bedroom door at a writhing Sam, and told him that is what you'd do to him if he made a pass. Bill thought you'd tied Sam up hours earlier. It took him months to work out that I'd done the tying. They're still both slow about working out what we. Randy Burke?" the officer asked. There were two officers at the door, both in uniform."Yes Sir, I'm Randy Burke. What can I do for you?" I looked at the clock and it was five in the morning."May we come in? We have something to talk with you about." Of course. What's so important that it couldn't wait till morning?" I asked."Are you married to Sheila Burke?" Yes! What happened? She must not have come home last night." Mr. Burke, I'm so sorry to have to tell you this, but your wife was killed in. If a new born who couldn't even consent could be turned intogirl, surely I could if I had already made it impossible to be afunctional man. I knew I couldn't wait to grow up for the procedure,and I wanted a teen age girlhood, not to become a man in a dress at 18. I snatched them up and bought them, though at the time dad couldn'timagine why and I certainly didn't tell him.That night my hands were shaking as sat by my room phone, ready to callan ambulance when the time came. I took the band. We were both still in school then, in our final years and it was summer time so away at internships. However, she was going to drive down to me for my birthday evening and she had said for the first time that she will spend the night with me and she had a special surprise for me. My mind was racing. I was in complete and utter confusion thinking holy shit she is going to want to kiss and I have never kissed before. I loved her way more than experiencing physical love. What would I do if she.