"Mmmm, such a beautiful cock, Mark," Jayne cooed. "Stroke it for me."I slowly began to stroke my cock as Jayne watched. She ran her hands over her bra... covered breasts and then up and down the inside of her thighs -- which was tremendously arousing. She knew she had my attention and must have made a signal to Larry, who had gotten on his knees beside my chair."Close your eyes, Mark, and imagine what it might be like to feel my lips on your cock or how fucking my wet pussy might feel," Jayne. I asked my Kiwi mate how many sexual partners he’d had, he started counting and then drifted off to sleep.A bloke’s son fell asleep at a party, so for a laugh they decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his face? His wife went fucking mental when she looked in his cot!A man goes into the local corner deli. When the clerk, a very buxom young girl, asks if she can get him anything, he leans over and whispers “Is it true that you give hand jobs in the back room?” “Why yes, sir” the. I've been a librarian all my life and now I drive the fifteen miles to the Central Library in town each day. I suppose I'm lucky still to be working after the savage cuts in the library service. Back home, my evenings are spent mainly maintaining my internet contacts and surfing the net. I had to learn 'computers and the internet' when they started getting introduced in the branches and that's when I got the surfing bug.Wednesdays are a little different. I stay on in town for the literary. ..I married when I was young and my wife had two k***s, a girl and boy, s*x and e***t. I was always nervous as to how life would progress as both had different dads and they were rarely in the picture and wasn't sure how well I would be accepted by them but that soon became clear pretty early on. It wasn't long before Mikes dad became more involved and I was very much in the step dad role and we got along but I can honestly say we never got real close and that was ok we had a good understanding.