I still dream of it." I was picking berries near the edge of the forest," said a young, flaxen haired woman, "When I saw the ghost eating black and sh...iny dirt from a hole in a cliff. Each time it swallowed flames shot from it's nostrils. I fled and did not stop running until I was safe in our cottage." This ghost sounds rather substantial to me," Merry said. "If it is a supernatural creature it must be more of this world than the spirit realm. What does it look like?"A babble of contradictory. I was a bit shocked when he whipped his cock out but when she stripped naked and spread her legs before him, pulling her lips wide apart he shot his load and I felt a bit proud he was lusting after something I have all the time. After that session he emailed asking if I would be up to letting him put some video cameras in our bedroom when he came down the following weekend. He could be in another bedroom watching her get undress or even having sex with me. The wife said no at first but then the. “That ain’t gonna happen, shiny.” “You can live without your arms and legs.” “But can you live without your cock?” I asked, angling my sword between his legs, “Actually, I guess you’d be the man to ask, eh stumpy?” He might’ve smiled beneath his facemask. “Fuck it. The Dark Queen’s gonna kill us all anyway.” He stepped back, then roared, “No quarter!” And charged me. I took one step back, and slammed the door in his face. He thudded against it, the wall surrounding it cracking. “Get my wife. All marked on the side and rear with “Bristol Television and Film Services” plus logos for Netflix, C4, ITV, Sky, Film4, etc. We pan around to show various vehicles off, until we come to rest on this week’s host... Short, chunky and very hairy, standing in the middle of the yard, wrapped up in a big black jacket, it’s our favourite Cockney, Dennis - and he’s got Casanova the Doberman by his side, his little tail stub wagging away throughout the confident and clear introduction. “Ello, and.