Selina: I’m just teasing you.Me: I have a lot of work to do with the arrangements and everything. Maybe I should get on with it.I was taking the cof...fee cups into the kitchen. Selina took them from my hand and said, “That’s ok, let me do it for you. I think you have a lot of confusion going in your mind. I’ll wash the cups, and we will be out of here.”Ray came close to my ear and said, “Sorry about my mom. She can be a little overbearing, but she doesn’t mean any bad.”Me: Oh no. It’s alright.. !" Stick a cork in it!" Steve laughed and Jane... practically delirious with confusion and emotion, suddenly found herself grabbing the cork out of the nearest wine bottle."I've never been so humiliated in all my..." The rest of her words were muffled as Jane stuck the cork into her mouth, smudging her lipstick. All the guests at the table laughed, openly mocking Jane now that the game was afoot."That's right, Jane," her father smiled. "You've never been as badly humiliated as you will be. Oh god, I was so busted. From now on you call me mistress she said and you will do anything I tell you or I’ll show it to everyone I know you understand. Yes I said, I understand. She smacked me in the face and said, yes what slaveboy? Yes mistress I stumbled. Okay, stand up and begin to stroke your dick for me. It was hard to get it up again knowing that she was standing there looking at me. Come on, you can do better than that, make it hard for me. And hurry, I want your cum before your. "What are you, my mother?" Because really, the two of them were starting to sound very much alike.Now Debbie took a step back. "No," she said. "I'm your friend. Chrissy, I want a boyfriend as much as you do. But that doesn't mean I'm going to let some random guy stick his hand down my pants."I felt guilty—and angry, at being made to feel guilty. "I'm not wearing pants."Debbie's eyes narrowed. "You know what I mean."Glib and angry, I said, "No, I'm not sure I do. I mean, it's one thing for a guy.