Why do you and dad go out for dinner then? So you dont have to put up with the noise My mothers expression brightened. Thats a great idea! Ill go tell... your dad to get ready, are you going to come? I shook my head, I didnt feel like getting dressed out of my comfy clothes, and it would be good to have some alone time away from my parents. No I will stay here My mum smiled and nodded before walking up the hall to her room, I went back to my room and 15 minutes later I heard her and dad yell in. ”“Answer my question. Yes or no?”“Well, yes, I guess. I want to make the beast with two backs, and I guess I would even if I were a lass and not a lad.”He cackled. “Perfect! And what else would you want? Maybe you’d like to stick that cat’s meat of yours up her back alley, no?”“I hadn’t thought of that! Could I do that too?”“If you were a lass, would you let a lad stick his gravy maker up your back alley?”I shuddered. “No.”“Then you can’t have a lass do that. Any other special. Whenever I was home Mare and I spent a lot of time making love. Whenever her parents would take Robbie for the day, Mare and I had sex all day. We were young and fucked like bunnies. Her parents got pissed when Mare got pregnant again. Nine months later Boyd arrived.Her mother told her that if I wasn't man enough to use condoms than she should take birth control pills. It kind of pissed me off that her mom didn't consider me a man because I didn't wear condoms. We were married for Christ sakes.. "I also think it's hot to watch a mmf threesome where the guys get it on as much with each other as they do with the girl." I say, my eyes locked with my husband's. He turned a little red and glanced at Trevor. Trevor was staying at me in disbelief. He couldn't believe what was coming out of my mouth either. I smiled. "I've never seen that..." Trevor broke the silence sounding curious. "No?" I ask him, still smiling and looking him in the eyes. He smiles back and shakes his head no. I pick up.