Sports figures get laid. Tiger Woods gets laid. Bill Gates probably gets laid. Pizza delivery guys deliver pizza," explains Pete."Man, I think it must... be the uniform. Women dig a guy in uniform," adds Joe."Look, women dig a guy in uniform if the uniform has five stars on it and says general. Not if it says Domino’s and has a handwritten nametag on it with 'AssFace' scribbled in crayon. What have you been smoking?" asks Pete."All we have to do is get jobs as a pizza delivery guy and we will be. I sucked him off on the way home. He acted straight, but came quickly every time I sucked him. His wife wouldnt swallow, so he loved to fill my mouth with his cum and would sometimes kiss me passionately afterwards, then get embarrased. I came in quietly and could hear moans and sex sounds from the back of the house. The light was on in my room and the door was slightly open. I peeked in and saw my dad's huge, rock hard cock and watched him masturbating. I glanced at the TV to see what turned. The cute teenage girl was trying just that with me. I was on exam duty for first-year students. Though it’s not my subject, I explained patiently and, looking at her pretty face, gave her most of the answer.Walking away, I checked out her name on the answer sheet. ‘Piyali,’ a cute name for a beautiful girl. In fact, I couldn’t remember seeing a girl so naturally beautiful on the whole campus. She was tall and healthy, about five feet six inches, with a grown woman’s body for her age (about. Like, later." She turned around, and I pondered where to begin while she smeared the anti-itch goo in her hand and rubbed it in. Every place seemed like a worse place to start than the others."Dad, are you checking out my butt again?"I glanced up. She was frowning over shoulder at me. "Honey, I told you. Well, actually, I guess maybe in this case I am. I'm checking out the best place to start. I'm not sure where to begin because everywhere looks like I might make it worse if my hands move.