”Her: “You’ve got me thinking now. Let’s figure how many times I’ve been laid. I’ve been a horny chick ever since I started. Hell, I’ve ...often screwed right through my periods. No babies to interrupt either. So, if we figure an average of once a day, and that’s real low in some phases of my life, that’s 365 times forty equals 14,600. It’s extremely rare that a cock that gets in me doesn’t shoot, and two or three loads per fuck aren’t uncommon, so let’s say 1.1 semen loads per fuck. The average. There has always been something about seeing a woman piss that gets me rock hard, and before I put my club back in my back I was at full staff. As we drove to her ball, I figured I would play a little joke, and pulled my hard cock out of my zipper. I didn't say anything, I just drove along with it sticking out on full display. After she hit her second shot, she noticed my cock, and gave a quick laugh. As we drove to my ball, she reached over and gave me a few playful jerks while I drove down. "Shawn giggled all the way to the restaurant. When the wine arrived, she offered a toast."To Rick Handley, the scourge of Charleston!" To Shawn Michaels," I said. "The co-scourge."Our article was set to appear in Monday morning's paper. Rachel had killed the story I had written on Wednesday night. She had just smiled when I reminded her that every other paper in the state was going to have the story after the morning's press conference." They have his failure to deny your questions. And that's. "We kiss at the doorway and when she leaves, I know we'll both feel very lonely.We have an anniversary coming up and I don't plan on getting her anything, probably because my feelings have changed so much. Joane has gotten enough already, screw it, to me tomorrow's just another day. I'm so disgusted with her I don't even want her sexually.On the morning of our anniversary she askes me,"So Ray, what did you get me for my anniversary?" Imagine that, My anniversary.' Nothing, what did you get me?".