“That’s amazing! How could you tell?”“Well” she said “you told me this morning at breakfast”.A young lady is in the hospital for an oper...ation. She says “Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I can have sex again?” The doctor says “You know, Miss Stukowski, I have to admit you’re the first person who ever asked me that before a tonsillectomy!”One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn’t find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he. “My, you’re looking well. You’ve got a skip in your step.”“Thanks for the compliment. I’m just taking exercise to pep me up. You should try it.”“Nah, our joints get sore if we overdo it.”“Ah well, each to their own.” I chuckled to myself that they had no idea what I meant and would have been horrified at the suggestion. Peter was home before me that evening and had prepared our dinner. Again, we went to bed soon afterwards and spent the evening sharing our love. This was our daily routine. I turn back to you, and without saying a word, I touch your chin gently, and kiss you full on the lips. I’m not kissing you like I was a few minutes earlier. This kiss is stronger, more urgent…you can feel how intensely I want you and you kiss back harder too. Our tongue tips are moving together, as we kiss and lick faster. I trace my tongue down to your neck and shoulder, kissing you there and gently nibbling your soft skin. My hands are caressing you, one on your arm, the other resting. I mentally set the work aside, grabbed her wide bottom, and we galloped for a while until she squealed and shook. I thought she was going to faint, but she gathered herself and dismounted. I got myself relaxed and went down to finish my beer.She came to my table again, brought me a fresh tankard and said, "He's here." She nodded at a cleanly shaved man sitting at a corner table.I slapped down a coin, said "Double or quits," lifted my hand and pushed the crown to her. She smiled and pocketed it..