That night I sucked off and fucked six different guys whom Ryan called either a friend or business associate. It felt so good to be able to satiate my... addiction under the guise of my relationship. We partied for two days before my first photo shoot. I had thought that I would stick with my new workout routine and healthy lifestyle, but I found myself drunk and smoking pot during our celebration. Ryan liked it when I was buzzed or stoned, since I was up for anything. Not that I wouldn’t have. It was a phone survey. While he was on the phone giving them false information he saw the bottle of Lavitra. He read it and when he saw that it helped restore erections he decided to try it. Like most men and boys, he didn’t bother to read the directions. Instead of the usual recommended dose for an adult male of 1 pill, he took 10.At first he was pleased with the results. He went into his room, stripped off his shorts and lay on his bed. He stroked his cock with his mother’s cum stained. Finally after a few minutes I saw my wife at the back of the crowd laughing away and leading another Batman by the hand, so much for an original costume - maybe the store had them on sale and a few of the guys had the same idea, damn! I wandered through the crowd trying not to stagger while noticing that the missus had a few too many to drink as well and stumbling herself.They disappeared into a corridor and could hear them laughing as I got to the entrance, I heard my wife talking loudly to. He remained stunned and silent for full minute. Eventually, he looked up, took a deep breath, and asked Rumsfeld:“How many is a brazillon?”One day, Jesus said to his disciples: “The Kingdom of Heaven is like two x squared, plus five x, minus six.”Thomas was confused and asked Peter, “What does the teacher mean?”Peter replied, “Don’t worry - it’s just another one of his parabolas.”(This one’s a little more high-brow, and requires some basic knowledge of integral calculus)Isaac Newton and.