I went out with the 'boys' from the office one night to a club and the highlight at midnight was a topless female juggler with tassels attached to her... nipples who juggled lighted flaming brands. Our only excitement was waiting to see if see if she burnt her tits. At one o'clock we were all served mushy peas to comply with the licensing laws; and the beer was flat, thin, and cloudy.I was put up in a small bed and breakfast with a youngish landlady, name of Glenda. She left me pretty much alone. And raced from the room.I gave them almost ten. By the time I returned to the living room with the huge bowl of popcorn and some sodas for me and Lissa, both women were ensconced in their respective corners of the couch, under their blankets, and had found a movie on cable they were happy with.I put down the bowl and sodas, and before I could sit, Denise said, "Jason, why don't you go get on something more comfortable -- the movie is just starting."I knew when a suggestion was an order, and so. Frottage (Rubbing up against others on public transport) 54. Plate - Job:- masturbating under a glass coffee table while someone shits on it. 53. Furryphilla:- The desire to mate with people in fox suits. See Rednecks 52. AC/DC:- inserting an AC adapter's plug in your dick and plugging the adapter into a wall socket in hopes of a "surge splurge." 51. PISSGUMPHILLIA:- The desire to soak your dentures over night in urine... 50. Yoyohotophismillia:- The desire to come back to somehow who has. She kept her shorts on over her bikini for the same reason that Tony was wearing a one piece. Some bikinis are for dry sunbathing rather than wet swimming. Sure enough I, well, we all saw the red discs appear under her bikini. Cheryl clearly figured that was acceptable but a see-through bikini bottom probably wasn’t. I was the only one who might have been excited by it and I’d seen that already; but the others might have thought it impolite to show her bush to all and sundry.Later we sat in the.