The Bartender asks, "whats with the wheel?"The pirate says, "Ar! It drives me nuts!Amish woman and daughterAn Amish woman and her daughter were riding... in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My hands are freezing cold."The girl replied, "Put. We need to provide a suitable care center for them. Marie has worked with the local Canadian officials to gain approval for a large older home we've located very near to this healing center. Fortunately this neighborhood is well located for schools and shops. Has our proposed child fostering center been reviewed and approved by the Provincial authorities, yet?" Steve asked."Yes, I received a verbal go-head just moments ago," Marie replied. "They'll transmit the formal approvals to our office. ‘Lie back and relax’ she told me, which I did and it felt great, greater yet when she put her hand on my cock and started to squeeze it gently. She slid down into the tub more. I run my hands over her. It always amazes me how smooth and slippery a woman is when she is in the bath. They feel like silk! She gripped me slightly harder and began to stroke me. She knows that if I come, when it comes time to please her, the sensations should be subdued enough that I can last much longer and always. " She pulled me into a hug and kissed me hard on my mouth. When she let me go, I smiled and pulled her up off the bed. "C'mon, I cooked us something to eat," I told her and smiled. Jenny sat at the table while I got the food ready and took it to her. "Sorry, I know it's not much, but I was craving for some spaghetti today," I said, smiling as she smiled. "It's okay, it smells delicious. Let's eat! I'm famished! Ha-ha," she said as she started eating. I chuckled and smiled as she began to.