"So you wanna go to a party man?" Chris asked me as we were sittingaround watching TV and I was working on my 5th beer after a few shotsof vodka."I do...n't care man, I don't know of any cool ones going on" I replied ina very aloof voice."Yeah, me neither. We could just sit around and get drunk and over hereall night" Sounds good to me" I said.So we sat around, watching a movie while we were super high anddrinking throughout the night. Once midnight rolled around, we wereboth piss drunk sitting in. Lol.. She loved the look on his face this time and he now thinks he's mastered hypnosis.. haha.. Oh, it was so hard for her to keep a straight face while barking like a dog and acting like a chicken, but just looking at the proud look on his face, made it all worth it.Well, last week, he was back over here while I was at work and wanted to try hypnotizing her again, so she went along with him, but things changed. This time he asked her to unbutton her top and she felt trapped, but couldn't all. Second, I need to buy fishing tackle. Third, we need to talk about Ruth's duties and compensation. Fourth, I need to call and see if I need to accomplish anything in Atlanta and get some more clothes moved down here."Ruth said, "Sue Ann and I have friends who own a car sales lot that's not too far. They might have something good to buy." We can go there and at least see what they have," I responded. "What about fishing tackle?" That's easy," Sue Ann said, "We can go to Wally World (Wal-Mart). " I suggest that y'all back off and let us through without no trouble. Ifen our cattle cause more than fair wear an' tear on yer road, we'll pay fer fixin' it, but I 'spect that my pa ain't gonna wanna pay no toll. 'Sides, we ain't gonna use the road, we're jus' gonna cross it." That don't make no nevermind. Jus' settin' foot on the road is enough fer us ta collect the toll." Ann, ya better ride back ta the herd an' tell Pa what we run inta. He'll need ta know soz he kin get the toll ready.".
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