‘He said QUIET!’ said the upset Rook. Everyone in the room slowly back away from each other. The pissed off Rook and even angrier redneck carefull...y watching for anyone trying to start a fight. ‘Now (pausing for effect) what happened?’ he asked, pointing towards Queen Bitch. ‘Well Bones, I’ll tell you like this little Asian street walker…’ she started to say. Before she could finish the Bones interrupted, ‘without the insults!’ She began to weave her tail of how during the fight, which they. – Why is it that when females ask, 'does my bum look big in this', and you say 'yes, just a bit', they take the hump?It was when I told her that we would be going to Aldershot to look at flats, and that I'd got her a job in the NAAFI -- so that that she could fulfill her wifely duties on a more regular basis -- that it all went pear-shaped.Miriam hit the ceiling. "Move to Aldershot and work in the NAAFI?" She sat up in bed and stared at me. "I've got a house, and a good job here, why should I. Kitty had picked up my vibrator and was licking it like a popscicle. Her left hand was down in her shorts and I could only imagine what she was doing. I slipped back into the house, finished the drinks and returned. When I got back to the pool, Kitty was sitting as I left her and I noticed my dildo was back in the chaise. I sat down and we picked up our conversation. Soon, too soon, the drinks and the talk affected both of us. I think Kitty asked me what I liked to do best or something like. Mid-riff exposed, pierced navel, you know the sort of thing. Anyway, I finish my call and introduce myself, saying I wish she'd called me to pick her up etc. She is a bit rude, pointing out that I'm black for instance, and just asks where her Mom is, so I say at work, and then she makes herself some food and retreats to her room. I get on with my work, only a tiny bit worried that I haven't made that good a first impression, but think - oh well, another moody teenager. When Bev got home she.