Q. Did you hear about the woodworker who fell into a vat of varnish?A. It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish.I bought a dog from a blacksmith ...today. As soon as he got home he made a bolt for the door!A blond is walking down the street with one tit hanging out. A cop stops her and says, “Look darling, as pretty a picture as it makes, you’re going to have to put that away. I could cite you for indecent exposure.”“Why?” says the blond.“Your tit is hanging out!” replies the cop,. I get it going and she brings a chair out and sits right beside me. She said she didn't want to be in the smoke, seems innocent. Again we chat but things seem to go a different direction. She had brought her wine with her and as time progressed she got a buzz. She brought up MY younger days and what kind of a guy was I. I was honest, I had been married and divorce, had 2 grown k**s and chased pussy for the last 30 years. She asked about my record of pussy chasing, I told her it was above. It could have been disastrous if the armament had been the original, but we were a couple of hundred yards from the impact area. When we watched the drone launch, everyone in the area held their breath as they realized how close this was, but the impact outside of our immediate area was a huge relief.When all was over, Steve grinned at me and said, "Take them all back to where they can get out of here. We'll talk to them in future weeks."Helicopters came in and took all of the observers back to. Go away, Carl."She said, "I want to see if seventeen is everything I remember it was in Highschool. Go away, Carl. No, Carl, I don't want to pull a double."Bill would have to be incredibly insane to turn down an offer like that. He was stupid to accept it. But he didn't know it ... yet.She was everything Mina wasn't. Crass, uneducated, unsophisticated, and bordering on the high side of 'Special Ed' and the low side of 'Student Body' all through school ... she did manage to walk the walk to the.