“Please, Miss Paris. Please let me.”Ignoring his pleas, she snaked the tape measure around the circumference of his penis and noted the measuremen...t. “Seven-and-a-half-inches girth. What is nine-and-a-half plus seven-and-a-half, James?”“S-s*******n, Miss.”“Very good. s*******n will be the number of lashes that will be applied to both your back and to your penis if I ever catch you masturbating, or if I ever discover evidence of your spent seed.” She once again gripped his throbbing member,. The washing done, the barber drys the area and prepares to apply a heavy coat of shaving cream. Applying the shaving cream requires a lot of care and precision. The outer and inter labia must be prepared by rubbing both labia with my fingers, grasping the labia between my fingers, sliding my fingers up and down the labia, slightly touching the clitoris. Once the labia are nicely coated, it is necessary to spread both labia wide making sure that the inter labia is also totally coat with shaving. Fearing a trap, the UE commanders recalled their flights. Only two of the Earth ships did not make it back to their base on the Moon."Yes!" Caprio's fist pumped in an uncharacteristic gesture as he watched the video feed from the Earth Defense fleet. For the first time in memory, the alien fighters were in retreat! "Take that, you alien assholes!"The President's cabinet watched in amusement - those who weren't engaging in their own celebrations - as the normally reserved President enjoyed a. "This is a bit unnerving." John thought as he got up and went to fix supper. "What would you like to eat?" "I spaghetti is my favorite." Janet-Two spoke. "Mine too." John said feeling like he was talking to himself in a mirror while dressed up to look his fem best. Janet-Two sat Indian style on top of her bed in her night gown and panties with a magazine while John in a matching sleeping outfit sat cross legged on the phone."This is getting weird, Sarah. I thought I'd be teacher her things,.