But Vic was resigned to having no such fun ever again.Tonight he and his partner, cadet Pvt. Ariel Dumblondel, had just finished making the rounds of ...'Adult' Video and Marital Supply stores in their district, when Vic noticed something curious going on in a back alley way. With siren and flashers ablaze, their patrol car swung into the alley at an angle blocking any exit or entrance. Whoever was in there was trapped.This being Dumblondel's first tour away from a desk, she had the wheel while. The agony faded as she fell into a blissful rest.“I’m taking a few weeks vacation in the Bahamas to rest up and mend my back and jaw. That bitch did a number on me,” Nicole explained to her superior.“I think you deserve it, my dear,” Zachary said as they sat in his office.“I’ll call ahead and get you the best room possible down there. Also this rest and recuperation was for the damage done while you were on the job,” he told her.“I’d like to sit on my ass for a year,” she said. “Perhaps find a. I guess I just got good genes." He flashed a smile. "At least no one's ever complained." Oh, well, as far as that goes, Maury's very good," Connie said, leaning close and beginning to speak in a whisper. "In bed, I mean. There's no problem with his equipment. It's just his sperm that can't do it."Dan stood up, getting a whiff of her perfume as he did. "Right, well, then. None of that's been a problem for me. Either... area. So, good show tonight, don't you think?" What? Oh, I guess so." Connie. Evan. "Niiiiiice."Slap."Whoa!" I jump.The slap wasn't hard. In fact, it was very light, although it made a resounding sound. But it really startled me. Evan laughed. Who the hell is he?"Sorry baby," he said in a sarcastic voice that sounded like he wasn't sorry at all. Then I felt a kiss where the smack had been."Ass men," I said sarcastically.Fist in my hair. My head was yanked back.Evan. "I don't think you should be talking."Gulp."It's okay, baby," Jean-Luc said softly.Evan let go of my hair..