While he couldn’t stop the momentum of his words, his eyes told a different story: surprise, astonishment, and confusion, my recognition of his cult...ure slowly thinking in. The mouth and the eyes were like two lovers on opposing trains passing and shooting in different directions away from each other. He walked away to his buddy, checking over his shoulder to figure out or confirm in his mind what had just happened. The bus ride was familiar: The blue Santa Monica Boulevard street sign had been. Your whore of a sister can stay here with you from now on," I said calmly."But she's your wife and she loves you. This was going to be the last time," she said."You really need to shut the fuck up, before you get into trouble yourself," I snapped. "I have pictures of you in action too. How do you think your husband will feel when he sees them?" Danny, please don't show him, he'll never understand, it doesn't mean anything. It..." she was interrupted by Cara running out of the room, and trying. "When he had descended the first step on the stairs, he twisted to smile at me over his shoulder, "Pumpkin has a point about your stale beer cologne. A shower might figure in your near future, perhaps."When he had gone, I lifted my arm and sniffed. Wrinkling my nose, I ventured into the steam-filled bathroom and hoped the brat had not used all the hot water.++++++++++Fresh and aromatic, I slipped into my chair at the breakfast table and breathed in deep the delicious smells of frying bacon and. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.✧ ✧ ✧Chocolate is God’s way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.✧ ✧ ✧It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.✧ ✧ ✧Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.✧ ✧ ✧Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads toslipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. Soremember ... Don’t sing!✧ ✧ ✧During the middle.