I was running out of excuses and would have to bite the bullet one way or another, very soon.Our food arrived and the conversation continued. It felt ...good to be with my closest female friend again; someone who knew many- but by no means all of my secrets. Once the waiter had gone through the ‘cheese Madam? Pepper?’ performance and we could start eating our pasta, I checked there was no-one to overhear then turned to my friend again.“How’s the divorce going?”“Expensively,” she grinned. Woh mujhe andar le gayi aur boli ‘tu to bahut smart ho gaya’ aur hug kar liye. Unke boobs chote the par tum sab to jante ho boobs chote ho ya bade jab chute ha to lund khada kar hi dete ha.Phir aunty andar aa gayi aur boli’ kya ho raha ha. Tum change karlo phir aaram se baat karte ha’ aur unka pallu uske blouse se gira hua tha aur upar k 2 button khule hue the, gore gore boobs jispe se unki nase bhi dikh rahi thi, usko dekh k to aisa maan kar abhi blouse phad k chuslu. Par phir bathroom me gaya. Can you look after your dearest brother and his girlfriend please?”“Yes Ric, I will, enjoy your walk.” Tammy said trying to look sad but her eyes could not hold her laughter.I had cleared out the three apple phones and reset them The virus tracker was still evident. We visited a friend of mine who is an interstate trucker. I gave him a brief overview of Jeans troubles and asked him to take the phones with their tracking software and drop them off at any aboriginal camp he agreed, except if I. Ten days late. I opened it and took it into the kitchen. Most of the crew were there.“Hey!” I shouted. “I just got a birthday card, better late than never eh?”“Who from?” Imogen asked over her shoulder as she stirred something delicious on her stove.“You’ll never guess!” I said with a grin.“Helen!” shouted Kim.“I was wrong,” I said. “You did guess.”“What does it say?” asked Christian.“Not a lot. ‘Happy Birthday David, love Helen.’ That’s all.”“That’s weird!” said Harry. “As if nothing has.