So I imagine you weremore than a bit surprised when, instead of laying back andallowing you to have your way with me I reached up, grabbedyour ear and... gave it a firm upward tug, causing you to liftyourself into a semi-standing position."Listen up, buttercup! You may have walked in wearing a plaidskirt, but if I have to take off my belt, you're going to leavewith a striped ass! So you better kick off those panties and getover my knee, `cause I'm in no mood, Miss Attitude!"I'm not sure if it was. The lady nodded "And you are my first customer today, so can I help you with anything."Jack shook his head, "nah, I'm just looking."The old lady had finally walked up to him and stared up at him with her big eyes. "I was actually about to close, so I would rather help you find something." I thought I was your first customer today?" asked Jack.She nodded "Slow day, so I was going to close up and go home." Okay then" said Jack and was about to leave, when she spoke."Wait"Jack stopped and looked. It died with a whimper, on its knees in the cold, with a bag over its head. The Bible says God created the world in seven days. What gets recorded in print isn't always the truth, the losers version gets washed away to be forgotten. Truth is written by the victor after all. The task of creation actually took him eight day to complete, there was just no one around to argue over details with him when it happened. Light may have been created on that first day, but darkness was waiting to meet it. I gasped in shock, he was so much thicker and longer than I was used to. It was nearly uncomfortable as I settled down onto him, allowing myself time to adjust. He massaged my hips slowly, waiting for me to begin my movements.I heard Emily trotting away to the bathroom and was extremely thankful for the time alone with Joseph. I smiled down at him, once again overwhelmed with the intense love I used to feel for this man. He smiled back at me before pushing up, I whimpered quietly understanding.