And when he is home, he is usually too tired. About every other Saturday he gets rested enough to make love."Kathy and I consider any week we don't fu...ck at least 3 times to be a slow week, and we hadn't had very many slow weeks in 25 years. I didn't know why Kathy was telling me this, but I was definitely interested enough that I didn't question. I just made some sounds to let her know she had my complete attention, and she continued."I couldn't believe it either, and said as much. Jean swore. I talked to her mother, and I talked to my parents, and they all talked to her, but in the end, they told me that it would be useless to try and change her mind.For senior prom, Kari invited me to go as her date. I got my black tuxedo, rented the limo, and went to get her. When I arrived at her house, Helen was sitting there with a smirk on her face. Cheri was, of course, nude. She told me that Karen would be down in a minute. Some women like keeping their dates waiting, but Kari did not. Less. She listened as I outlined the litany of mistakes and thoughtless things I had done in the last few days. She pursed her lips, and said something that didn't make any sense to me."Sounds like a psychic slug," she said."What the hell is a psychic slug?" I asked."Most magic users in our world know to guard against them. If you have not trained in our magic, and just cast powerful spells without taking precautions, you wind up capturing the attention of a creature that is on the spirit plane. But. Wood is lovely stuff, but you have to work with it. If there are faults or twists or warps, you have to work round them or incorporate them into the final product. First rule, is plan carefully. And the second is like unto the first; measure twice, cut once. Marking out is vital. Checking you’ve marked correctly is vital. You will make mistakes, but if you’re careful, you’ll spot most of them before you cut. Once you’ve cut, it’s probably too late.” I looked at her and raised an eyebrow.She.