"I hear 'em talkin' about juice." That's one kind of juice, baby. It's there for lubrication for when I go inside you. You do the same thing. It's wha...t our bodies do when we're excited, gets us ready for intercourse." So I've been tasting this stuff?" Yeah," I said, a little tentatively. "It's part of the process. And I'm telling this to the little girl who cleaned the results of TWO orgasms off me Friday night."That got me a smile. "Yeah, I know ... That was cool. But some of THAT stuff was. I kept looking at Jeff in a funny way. Finally, he was unable to take it. ‘What?’ he said. ‘Are we feeding the homeless? All the homeless?’ He laughed. ‘Sam worked out this recipe while he was on the commune. His recipe is for twenty four without the meat. There were more people than that to feed, but that was the size of the pot. ‘Nobody’s ever tried to convert it to an actual family. We make it and freeze whatever’s left.’ ‘That’s good, because I’m not that hungry.’ ‘If you ever get that. Heather and I talked with my parents for a bit before retiring too. Tomorrow was going to be a long day with a very early start.The alarm rang at 3:30 AM. I trudged upstairs to wake the boys. Mom and Dad were already stirring. They insisted on driving us to the airport. I went downstairs to dress once I was certain the boys wouldn’t go back to sleep. Heather took over herding the boys once she was dressed.Thirty minutes later we were all assembled outside, nine people, four carry-on bags, four. ’ ‘I don’t know how. Where do you live again? It’s off campus, right?’ ‘I live in a house on the other side of town. A bunch of us live there together.’ ‘How do you afford it?’ ‘Can you keep a secret?’ ‘I guess so. As long as you’re not selling drugs or something.’ She laughed. ‘Nothing like that. Believe it or not, I live there rent-free. They also feed us and pay us a little extra besides.’ ‘How do you manage that? Sounds too good to be true.’ ‘All of us work for the owners. We earn lots of.
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