”One Friday afternoon I secreted my new toy in the bathroom off the bedroom. That evening, my wife and I had some wine and watched a movie. After th...e movie, as is our routine, my wife went back to the bedroom, dressed in something than her usual ugly nightshirt, and lit some candles.A few minutes later, I went into the bathroom off the bedroom and slid my appendage on. I stepped through the door, my wife exclaimed, “Oh my.” In the candlelight, she thought it was the real me. She was most. " Well, I finally took her up on her offer to accompany her when she wentout to work. I watched her in action." Oh. Did you take part?" Oh no. But it did make me all gooey inside. I thought of you." So, you aren't cheating on me?" Frankie heard his voice raise an octave."Do you really want to know? Would you be able to cope with me having anaffair?" I don't know. I guess." Well, when you feel secure enough, let me know. In the meantime, theanswer is no. I have not had an affair with anyone. I. I felt like crying when I heard that.Suddenly a guy barged into the room.Anita looked at him and asked “is it finished?”,He replied, “yes ma’am”.Anita: ”Good you may leave”He gave her a slight bow and left the room. Anita then looked at me and said: “we made some changes to your apartment, I am sure that you will like them”. I was stunned hearing that and somehow got up from my chair and rushed to my apartment in as quickly as I can. When I reached my apartment I was stunned to see that. All of a sudden it dawned on me; I’d secretly been saving for a trip to Hawaii, a little something to surprise hubby with on our anniversary. However, when I mention going on vacation, he grumbled and growled like I bit him on the ass. “Damn it Ginny, it’s not enough I have to look at your deformed body here at home. I will be damned it I am going anywhere; especially the beach with a one-breasted woman, it’s disgusting.” So, I saw no reason why I could not plan the lil-getaway trip anyways. I.