“What’s wrong with it?”“Can’t you see, it’s swollen?”The doctor ran out of the room!We Miss Rodney DangerfieldWith my old man I got no r...espect. I asked him, “How can I get my kite in the air?” He told me to run off a cliff.It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass!Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.A girl phoned me and said, ‘Come on over. There’s nobody. “I’m not interested in a romantic relationship. I have a great job waiting for me in New York when I graduate. So in May, I’m gone, and I don’t want any romantic, heart ache, crying goodbyes. No attachments. Can you understand that?” “Yes.” “And I don’t want any jealousy to complicate things. If I’m asked out on a date by some guy I don’t want you getting upset or making an issue about it. Are you okay with that?” “Yes.” “Do you agree?” “Yes.” “I’ll do the same,” she said. “You should feel free. It took all I had to keep from touching myself while this goddess did her love dance on my bed. Lacy turned around on her knees and bent over showing me one of the best rear views I had ever seen. She had a very tight ass and there was no hair between her naturally spread ass cheeks. I was admiring the swollen lips of her pussy that seductively hung down between her legs. She slid a finger between them from the front and slipped inside. I think I heard her moan but, then again, that could’ve. “Hey, would you like a cigar?” he asked.“No thanks.”“Cuban?” I shook my head no. “Do you mind if I have one?” he asked as he pulled a cigar from his shirt pocket. After going through the light ritual, he blew smoke in the air. “You know all of the broads I go out with have fake boobs. It’s refreshing meeting someone like your wife who doesn’t feel like she needs big tits to make herself attractive.” I was starting to figure out why Tony was divorced.“Say do you mind if I get another beer?”“I’m.