But it is something all women must face and they do agood job of it I must say.Kramer: I hear that some women have an early warning detection system f...orthese things called PMS. Let's them know that the blood is on its way sothey can prepare. Downright spooky if you ask me.Jerry: Wasn't that on an episode of the X-Files? Or is Scully always thatway?George: So Elaine, you have been a woman all your life I take it.Elaine: Yeah, you can take it and shove it George.George: No what I mean is that. "Maybe it's something in the water," Paul thought. "I get as horny as anybody, but I never had any problem controlling it..."He's tried everything: sensitive heart-to-heart talks about the birds and the bees, screaming at them, grounding them, taking away the TV and the internet. The more they push, the worse it seems to get. When they sought professional help from specialists trained to treat compulsive masturbation: None of the kids lasted more than a few weeks: Each time, the therapist said. I had never known Tracy to dress so brazenly. Perhaps she hadn't been joking. Had I made a mistake. No she's only trying to get me to go home."Oh shit!"What the fuck was he doing. He had at least four fingers in there."You cant' get any more fucking fingers in there?" I shouted, trying to turn my head to see what was happening."Relax baby plenty of room for more." Yeoh!" That's it baby my whole fuckin hand's in there. Just relax and I'll give you the fist fucking of your life."As we drove to. Back to the present though, as Shana thought about why she was so mad, the reason being that she and her boyfriend Bret (the aforementioned idiot) were going to make love (if you could call it that) for the first time, but when she had called him on her break he informed her that he had forgotten and was going to play poker with his pals, but that he would come over on his way to his friend’s house to give her a ‘quickie’ as he so charmingly called it. Incensed that her first time of sex in.