“ you know,” explained the boy “I leaned over and went pssst into its ear and it didn’t move.”An exasperated mother, whose son was always ge...tting into mischief, finally asked him, how do you expect to get into heaven? He thought it over and said “well I will run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door, until St. Peter says, come in or stay out!It was that time during the Sunday morning service, for the children’s sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little. It had probably happened injunior high as well, but high school was decidedly different. That wasthe place where children grow to find the limits of who and what theywill become. Experimentation with the societal elements of what'sacceptable and what isn't often backfire horribly leaving a wake of hardfeelings for those victims of the experiment. It was difficult for her brother to lump Kim into the body of girls hehad known as such a different breed of people. To Robert she was simplyhis. Bolden’s hand and they walked through the gate.Ben looked at me and we saluted, “I’m hungry,” Ben said, and we all laughed as the girls went in to get the food. Ben and I were busy getting the cups, ice and drinks as the girls were getting the food all out and on the table.We all sat down and started eating, as we replayed the game over and over, and relived the feelings we each felt all night. I brought it up again about the quiet in the stands and Bonnie spoke up.“Yes, it was so weird, it was. They are quite large animals. They got their first look at me too. They obviously approved. I grew up on a farm and saw horses when they get horny. They have nothing on those reindeer. Their schlongs were at least eighteen inches long and thick as a man’s arm. The phrase should be changed from hung like a mule to hung like a reindeer. Santa leaned over and whispered in my ear, “Watch out for Rudolph. I hear that he is a real animal!” I climbed into the sleigh and we were off. Each time, landing.