When the first song ended we split up and asked others to dance. Kay picked good strong men who were unattached. I picked single women, widows and div...orced women. Between songs we conferred. Sue asked, ‘Figured it out yet?’ As she asked my eyes landed on a young woman standing in the shadows. I asked Kay and Sue, ‘Know her?’ ‘Yup. That’s an Evans. ‘ ‘She’s the one in danger.’ Walt and I said it together. ‘This will change everything.’ ‘Wait here for me? I won’t be gone long.’ I said. ‘I’ll be. My best friend Elsie resolved that by fixing me up with her boyfriend, Stevie, who copped my cherry and opened a Pandora’s Box of sorts, bringing us up to the next phase of my promiscuity. ***** My session with Stevie was revelatory in several ways. First and foremost I now knew what it was to get laid. I would try to impart this important information to Johnny without crushing his male ego. And I would, if that failed, hook up with Stevie’s friend, Dick Burns. Letting Stevie jump my bones. ’He raises his eyebrows. ‘That’s definitely not how it works.’ He clears his throat and begins to list my transgressions, referring to a sheet of notebook paper. ‘“Got Daddy hard in the doctor’s waiting room, then giggled until she was called in for her appointment.”’‘That was the cold medicine,’ I say defensively. His expression, halfway between unimpressed and businesslike, turns me on more than it should.‘“Refused to adhere to bedtime three nights in a row, despite being sick and needing to. He comes back to the ITB, at YVR Airport; Speed limit 15 km/h.He slowly moves, with the Swiss people, at passport control; He takes a taxi back home.He sits down at 7A. He eats his free Canadian Lunch; He drinks his free wine. He writes his very personal journal.He sits down to piss; He helps the Flight Attendants to change the CascadesPRO Select toilet paper; He helps the Flight Attendants to replace the 100 2 PLY TISSUES box.He drinks his favorite wine; He drinks his favorite tea; He thanks.
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