After a few more quick, hot bursts, I decided I was making matters worse, not better, so I cleaned up (no easy task with a sensitive pussy on fire) an...d tried to accomplish some other forms of writing, some work, and even—when all else failed— some housework. None of these tasks were adequate distractions. I typed while horny. I researched while horny. I did laundry while horny—and pictured you taking me on top of the washer! Mmmmmmmmmmm!At that point, I gave up and gave in, moved outside. "It's about time you woke up, sleepy head. I've been waiting an hour for you to open those eyes so you can make love to me." You want to fuck?" No! No fucking. Just soft and gentle lovemaking. Nice while showing each other our love. Haven't we fucked enough?" My breath is bad," he complained."No problem," she mounted him. "You breathe out of the side of your mouth and I'll breathe in the opposite direction." She took his morning erection and slipped it in. "Mmmmmmmmmm," she sounded out as she. The barrel of Matt's rifle swung back and forth as he scanned the dark room. "Looks okay." he said. Despite his words, he moved cautiously, poking the barrel of his rifle under the shelves and behind a stack of boxes before he waved her in.The smell was far stronger inside, but not nearly as bad as standing on the roof above those things. She held the light so that Matt could check the food. There were boxes and boxes full of moldy cheese, bowls and pizza pans full of hardened mold covered. I consider this Humorous, but there is no sex in the story so I submitted it for posting under Non-Erotic. I understand that many of you will not think this story funny. IT IS NOT A SERIOUS STORY and no permanent damage done so please just take it lightly. There is a sequel to this story, so if accepted by the powers that be, the scales will balance out. ***** I Warned You ‘The doctor will be in to see you shortly,’ said the nurse with a huge smile on her face trying not to laugh. ‘So do you.