Now you don’t want that, do you? All I want is 24 hours out of your life and you’ll never have to deal with me again, except to be nice to me at C...hristmas. 24 hours and I’ll be an absentee sister-in-law.’ ‘She’ll never believe you.’ ‘Right. She’ll take your word over mine. The word of a cheating creep over her own sister’s. That scar that cuts right through your pubic hair won’t hurt much either. How’d you get that anyway? It makes you look delicious.’ Joseph forced his fists to open one finger. Amazingly he managed to keep good grades up - of course his parentsprobably would have killed him otherwise. That's the thing with havingtwo parents with PhDs, slacking isn't even a remote option. I wasfortunate that my parents only had the one PhD between them... but it wasalmost like two since the only reason Mom didn't have hers in Chemistrywas that she found it too hard to take care of me and work on herdoctorate. Dad was considered very useful at the lab due to hisBachelors in Mechanical. Want one?’ She looked puzzled. ‘Cripes are you thick. Do you want a date?’ ‘I don’t clean windows.’ He sighed and said, ‘Fair go, you are tough going.’ Dylan refrained from asking what. ‘Want to come out tonight for a few drinks and pizza?’ ‘And then what?’ ‘Well that’s up to you otherwise I bring you home to Kath.’ ‘You know my aunt well enough to call her Kath?’ ‘Yeah, she’s our club’s volunteer fitness trainer. I play rugby… er a type of football.’ ‘Okay since you know Kath I’ll go out with. .and ran right into them, his face smushing into the cold metal. Painhurt just as much as thinky.The tiger laughed. "Final intelligence reduction test complete! UnlockSanctum and stand by for Idiot Box transformation!"The doors slid open and the addled human walked inside.--------As the drugged human passed through the two sanctum doors, they slammedshut. He heard the faint "Snk!" of a lock turning. The sound made himgrunt a bit as he looked around for a door of some sort. There was no wayout.
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