I’ve been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.He says I have Feefiphobia.“Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.”Terrible joke. Only three ...stars.Scene: costume partyA: what are you dressed as?B: can’t you tell, I’m a harp!A: your costume is too small to be a harp...B: calling me a lyre?!Bloke goes to a costume party, stark naked, painted green with his girlfriend on his back. Someone asks ‘what are you supposed to be?’, he replies ‘I’m a tortoise’. ‘What about her?’, he replies... ‘that’s. I can’t see him around anywhere.’ ‘I shouldn’t let it worry you. I think he has a habit of disappearing,’ I found myself saying. ‘Mr Stark, I know this is a bit of an imposition on Christmas Eve, but is there any chance you could call by the hospital today. I really would like the opportunity for my children and myself to meet and thank you in person. We will not tell anyone who you are if that’s what you wish.’ Damn and blast, she was asking so nicely how the hell could I refuse. ‘If you. .. yeah, I want the money... but I'm not into it, not with a dude. Take my brain out and then you can rent my body for 2 hours," Josh joked.Bob looked and studied the youth. "Well, that could work." What?" Josh smiled."Well, what if you were asleep. I have some pretty powerful sleeping tablets, knock out a horse they would. When you wake up, you will have $200 and not know what happened.Josh thought. "Ok," although as soon as he said it, he regretted it.Bob took josh into his home and gave him. But let's try "under-eager."Hitting ninth as usual, I became the first Oriole baserunner of the game in the third inning with two out. It was a double but the Yankee right fielder kicked it around long enough to let me make it to third standing up.Josh Brennan brought me home on one of his patented bloop singles over the infield, and we led, one-zip.It stayed that way until the seventh inning, with young Bausch pitching a three-hitter and walking nobody. But the Orioles weren't hitting either,.