I was about to stand over it when I knewthat position would be a mistake. Almost crying, I sat down andreleased a brownish stream. I sat in misery, my... head in my hands, untilI realized that I smelled of stale perspiration and I stumbled into theshower. This body had smooth skin and rounded limbs rather than firm muscle. Inmisery I soaped the alien breasts, feeling their weight, their softfirmness, and the sensitivity of the nipples. I shook my head as theremnants of my male chest hair stripped. "No please, thank you, kiss my butt, put Jack on, that was it.I handed the phone to him and sat back in my chair, about ten seconds later a pair of arms pulled me into a soft pair of breasts, two hands stroked my head and Brenda said softly."Leave it to Jack, Terry, he's not new to this sort of thing, your mum will be back here before you know it."Jack put the phone down without speaking and gestured to his wife, "Sorted, we'll leave you alone for the moment Terry, but I'll be around tonight. I resigned myself to the fact that Krista was going to be the bane of my existence until the day one of the two of us died.I should have known better. I should have expected Krista would somehow find out and blab to my parents, but with her not living at home any more I tended to forget about her. That was a major mistake on my part because her husband was out of town that weekend leaving her at loose ends. My parents had gone out of town for the weekend and I had six of my buddies over to play. "Heck, I need to get laid soon, or I will lose it altogether." I thought, even though we had had sex only seven or eight hours earlier that morning. It now seemed like a very long time ago. Thoughts of scurrying to a bedroom as we'd done at Frank and Lily's party came into my head, but that would be impossible - there'd only be the four of us - it wasn't as if no one would notice our absence.Dan was waiting for me to ring the bell, smoothing his skirts with one hand while groping for mine in.