You have reservations for my secretary and I for the weekend. Are they adjoining suites?" The male clerk looked at me and the screen in front of him a...nd then in a surprised voice he said, "Oh, yes, here you are. Will your secretary be arriving shortly?" Ballard smiled grimly and said, "Listen, asshole, this is my secretary. I'm paying you $1,900 a night to stay here for two fucking nights, so you clean up that nasty ass-fucking attitude or I will go to the Regency and I'll make sure your ass is. Ganga ghat ghum lena.Me-thk hai aaunga jab cllg ki chutti hogi.Fir. Kuch din baad meri chutti hui aur maine unhe msg kiya aur bataya aur kaha ki main free hu. Toh unhone apna aur apne husband ka no diya aur kaha ki unke husband se puch kar bata de ki tum aa rahe ho. Maine bhi fir unke husband ko call kar ke kaha ki. Bhaiya main varanasi aa rha hu. Kuch din aap ke yaha ruk ne hai. Fir vo bole ki haan aajao. Koi dikkat nahi hai. Fir vo time aagya jab main unse mil ne vala tha.Main jaise hi unke. “His name is John Lamble, and he does all of the investments and financing for the company, and he’s also Ted’s personal investment manager,” she said. “Nice bloke, really friendly. I’ve made an appointment at eleven tomorrow morning, here’s his address.”I made a note of where his office was, and thanked her for her help.The next morning I got ready for my visit to the bank; I ironed a shirt, and made sure my good suit was brushed. I polished my shoes, got copies of my appointment letter from. Keep your hands and your vibes and dildos off. You'll just have to wait for me. I can probably be there in say, four or five hours." You'd better get your ass over here soon, then, or there won't be anything left for you to play with."I just cut her off and waited. Sure enough, it wasn't more than a minute or two before the phone rang but I let the machine pick up. I was too busy laughing my ass off. "You're playing with fire girl and you'll smell the smoke pretty damned soon. Now get your ass.