.. I just smiled.DON’T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!Chinese Sex... While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom th...e entire time he is there.A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.The man returns a. “I do hope you enjoyed them. Well I must go. Perhaps I,ll see you again before we fly back to California.” “I do hope so.” “So what,s your name then.l” she asked. “Joe. Joe Taylor. Miss Connors.” “Domcall me Carol Joe.” Her smile was sweet yet her eyes twinkled mischievously. “I,ll bet you get very bored doing your job?” “Very. But I,ll bet your job isn,t very boring!” “It can be Joe, but the money is nice!” Then she was heading for the lifts( elevators) up to their rooms. The main concierge an. He’s a good stud and very dependable and clean. You won’t have to worry about no drama with him. None of that bullshit you find with these other low-life’s that’s for sure.” Shannon looked confused as she said. “What do you mean. I don’t understand.” Millie grabbed her hand a little tighter. “Listen doll. I told your husband I’d look out for you. Get you hooked up with the right guy.” Shannon gasped. “You mean Tom knows about this?” Mille laughed. “Yep. He also knows it’ll be a good. Thanks for your efforts and information you brought.'I looked around and saw nods from the people around me. We were ready. I said, "The only thing I can suggest is that their leader needs to touch a person to affect them. Make sure everyone is aware of that. Make no special effort to kill or spare him. We outnumber them and have better arms. We should be victorious as long as we watch for traps. Let's get set."We waited, taking breakfast in shifts, as we watched for signs of an attack. It came.