After a few moments I glanced across the aisle to see if our ‘friends’ had gone to sl**p yet but noticed that they seemed to be having trouble get...ting comfortable. I was nuzzling your neck with my hand up your shirt when something caught my attention out of the corner of my eye. Our neighbor’s blanket had slipped to the girl’s waist. That wasn’t very noteworthy, but was of considerably more interest was that fact that she was bare, at least as far as I could see. They weren’t paying any. " He knows your much better looking than him. Your really cute and have such a nice, ahhhhh how to say this, kinda good looking like a girl's face." Oh great. Now I look like a girl and Jason's jealous of that?" No that's not exactly what I meant. I mean you are good looking and your so nice to talk with and your not brutish like Jason and some of those other nerds." Yea well I think your a little wacked too." Oh, don't be such a shit. If you were a girl you'd be my best friend, I just. I shut the computer down and went to bed.I woke up in the morning ... alone, of course. My boyfriend of two years had received a job offer to move to Ireland, of all places, and did not take me with him. Four months had passed, and given that I wasn't a very social person I had been single that entire time and I was getting pretty damn horny!I checked my email. There was a message from a guy who wanted to tie me up and stick a feather up my ass. I considered it for a moment before deleting it.. He had spent the previous two days trying to figure out where he was and feeding the family a bunch of tall tales.When Suzy and I rode up, the relief in John’s eyes was almost heartbreaking. “Dude,” he quietly started, “Can you help me out, please? I brought these folks up here and screwed up. I brought the wrong maps. I have absolutely no idea where I’m at.”I took pity on him. Pretending to be the local color expert, and part of the guide package, I proceeded to guide the group. We did such a.