Why have you come here? She held up her bandaged arms. You hurt yourself? She nodded. And what crime did you commit? She bit her lip. Lolita, it is mo...st polite to respond when engaged in conversation. He smiled down at her gently, and Lolita noticed that he was a whole head and shoulders taller than her. She looked down at her bare feet, I stabbed my guardian in the shoulder with a screwdriver. He nodded, I see. And why would you do a thing like that? She stopped dead in her tracks, so suddenly. “Mark, wait a moment.” she asked, her mood still happy yet pensive. “I wanted this to be a surprise, but now I worry that it could be such a surprise that it would be a shock. And I think you may need a moment to prepare yourself. So I’m going to tell you who we’re here to meet.”“All right, I’m intrigued now.” he smiled with raised eyebrows. “Go on.”“We are within the city of Belinhome, capitol of Finitra, and this is the manor of retired Finitran army colonel Markhan Reginus Longstrider the. Socialism is taking your money against your will and shoving something down your throat that you never asked for.I’ve decided I can’t be politically correct anymore. (I never was, actually)This one is compliments of John A.Heavens to Murgatroyd!Would you believe the email spell checker did not recognize the word murgatroyd? Lost Words from our childhood: Words gone as fast as the buggy whip! Sad really!The other day a not so elderly (65) (I say 75) lady said something to her son about driving a. With all of mybody?s facial and other hair removed by electrolysis and my voice at asomewhat higher pitch, I felt I was her girly-girl, and I suppose, alesbian at that. Although I could see myself being occasionallybisexual, I only wanted to be with females. In fact, what I reallywanted was what I had become: a girl whose sole focus was her servitudeto the woman she belonged to.My room was immediately adjacent to Mistress?s suite. It had two doors:one that led directly into her bedroom and the.