Gone were my football posters and everything else that had been in there. In there place were pictures of Disney princesses and Barbie dolls. The re...st of the room had a new pink colour scheme, and there was Barbie dolls and other girly k**’s toys. My mum then showed me my new wardrobe of girl’s clothes and my draw full of bras and panties. She told me that all my boy clothes would be kept in her room now and I would only be allowed to wear them when I went out, but even then I would have. Putting his arms around Lisa, he said, "He's an amazing man." Yes," answered Lisa. She looked over at her husband and said, "I'm horny." Where's Tim?" Swimming." Let's go." Where?"Smiling at his wife, Ken said, "Upstairs. Where else?"Ed was engaged in a dog paddle race with William when Doug arrived. Considering the small size of the pond, it was the only kind of race that could be held there. Doug laughed when Ed said, "You swim like a Chihuahua."Trying not to swallow any water, William. Apparently when June saw you and started her bloody stupid speech. You know what happened after that. But Mary swears that June and Roger never had sex. You know June still had her bra, tights and panties on under that housecoat. Don’t you?’ ‘Then why the stupid speech? What was the point of it?’ ‘Fucked if I know Paul? Who the hell can understand why women do half the things they do? Come to that, why didn’t Mary tell me that Johnson had tried it on with her and she had decked him? Women, you. I eventually learned girls had vagina's but thanks to an episode of South Park, I thought contraception was by pissing inside the girl. Good thing I learned better otherwise it would've been EMBARRESSING had I hadn't. I found porn eventually, I had seen some porn when I was way young but I couldn't understand it at the time. But this time I was just discovering girls so I was way into it. The website was called PeeAsian, funny considering my previous thought on contraception. There were plenty.
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