My makeup was perfect, with a vibrant red lipstick and just enough eyeliner. My big, round ass looked great in this thing, and my tits were damn near ...falling out. I was ready.I arrived about 15 minutes late, and my friend was already talking to two girls, both femme, and they had their sights set on her pretty hard. My friend was a kind of hippie type, never needed makeup, tall with modest but perfect titties and a great pear-shaped ass that I was always more than a little curious about. Her. "She wiped her hands as she crossed the kitchen, "how long..."I snorted as headed into the Keep, "a half day."When I stepped into the small office the old sheriff glanced at me as he continued to speak to one of the court barons. I leaned against the wall and waited and finally the peacock left. The sheriff watched him and then looked at me and smiled, "what did you find Andrew?"I straightened, "baron Edwards is sending hunters into the Prince's Green. I caught two with a stag, they tried to. As people watched, they surrounded her and began to make lewd and crude suggestions.From across the street, neither man heard her reply, but one of the thugs slapped her hard across the face and she cried out in pain. When people started to protest their actions, the situation got rapidly ugly, but before it could get totally out of hand, there was a shout from up the street.“Fucking Nazis,” came the shout. “Piss off back where you came from. Get back to your sewer.”There was a hint of laughter. Do your damn job! And you tell me what I have to do to help you. And that’s my job, to help you!”I set the mike back in the mount and looked out at the others. Some of the people there had stunned looks on their faces, but others were nodding and whispering to each other. Then we took a vote.I was the new Majority Whip.I suspect that when the news got to the White House that for the next two years when they asked to see the Congressional leadership, they would be seeing my smiling face went.