"Hell, how could it get any worse?"My stomach began to churn and my throat became sore as I finished off thefruit half. "What's this all about? What's... the big dealll!!!! AAAhhhhh!!"I dropped to my knees as my stomach began to hurt like never before. Icould feel my organs bending and twisting. "You fucKinG pOisoned mE!" Thepain in my throat became a searing inferno. "I grasped my neck desperatelytrying to help myself breath. "WkhaT's T-this?!" Something didn't feelright, my adam's-apple was. Fortunately, my yard is lined with tall hedges, so I have a great deal of privacy. I wouldn't want the neighbors spying on me and reporting on me to my wife. You do remember that I said she had a very ample bosom.I asked her what her name was. She informed me that it was L.I.S.A. which stood for Large Issue Statuesque Assembly. I said," All right then, I'll call you Lisa". I finished cutting the grass while Lisa lay in the hammock. Believe me, every pass by that hammock was a pleasant one for. On his legs were pleatedburgundy slacks and completing the ensemble on his feet were polishedblack wingtip laced shoes.He had obviously never dreamed he'd be out with anyone dressed like thisyet as scary as her ensemble was it paled in comparison with what he'dbe wearing tonight.Even though he knew he had carefully selected and purchased the deluxesexy Snow White Costume , he still couldn't accept that he was the oneit fit so perfectly and not her. Yet there he was looking extremelyprovocative. I bent down and sure it was a bed. I ran my hands across it and didn’t feel anyone on it. Bit disappointed, I kept moving around the edge of the bed, still feeling the top of it as I went. I reached a wall, so I back tracked my steps, again still feeling the bed as I moved. I was sure I heard the door close again so there must be someone new in the room now. I kept fumbling around, and then suddenly I felt a bang on my head, and a voice, “Ouch.” I think it was another person’s head, we.