N: movie chalega ?A: konsi ?N: dirtyI almost spat my coffee. I said what?N: yes….DirtyA: mami woh toh adult movie hai !N: toh……..Yaha pe kon bac...haa hai?A: chaliye…….Let me get readyI went to the bathroom and rinsed my mouth with a lot of toothpaste still not believing that my mami has asked me out for a movie and that too dirty.We went to the cinema hall. There was a lot of rush. I somehow managed to get last row tickets and we started to get to the hall. There was so much rush that i held her. It's massive! And to think...you are going to shove this up Jacinda's vagina..."! I nodded, "Yeah, but may not JUST Jacinda's cunt...maybe her Mother would like it up her, too, eh"? Lucinda just nodded slowly as she slowly began to masturbate me, "Oh...God...oh my God...yes please..." she looked me in the eyes and smiled sheepishly as she licked her lips! "Well, it's like your gardener said, perhaps I can fuck it out of her, eh"? Lucinda nodded absently as she continued to wank me,. "Helen," I said, "I'm really hurting and I need to, how do I say it, relieve the pressure, if you know what I mean."Helen stared blankly for a moment before getting a look of understanding on her face."Oh!", she blurted, her face blushing a little. "Um, OK, go ahead. The bathroom is in the entry way just outside the studio."But I wanted to make love with her if I could, so I decided to make my desires known to her."Is there any chance that you could help me?" Huh?", she asked."I mean, here we. "Dude," Theodoric cried out in an unfamiliar high-pitched voice, "ya know what just happened? You, like, morphed into an elf chick."Engelbert looked down at himself. He too was stark naked, much shorter, and had the brown complexion of an elf. His body now had breasts like a woman, and between his legs he could see nothing but a triangular patch of dark hair. The cool wind of the night whipped him between his now-smooth thighs. He shuddered. "This is totally whack, Theodoric!" he said, nearly.