“SHIT! I missed work today!” he bellowed as he rolled out of bed and immediately fell to the floor.The thirty-year old cursed at himself as he att...empted to rise to his feet and failed miserably. On his second try, he was able to stand up, but his legs wouldn’t let him move.“DAMMIT! Why the Hell did I drink so much last night?” he asked himself as he wobbled his way to the bathroom.As he staggered through the hallway, he caught a whiff of the familiar scent of bacon frying in a pan. This didn’t. Luckily I don't demand intelligence for a sexual tryst since she was asking the proprietor what size batteries the cucumber used. Being helpful to a flaw, I edged next to her meaning to elbow her in the ribs for clarification. Unfortunately, she was considerably shorter than I realized so instead of the ribs my elbow struck her directly in the right temple. She immediately hit the ground with a groan and a thud, to my bemusement. I mean...really? Here I am with possibly a fractured elbow. "Mom what are you doing?" I think your sister is right that a skirt would be cooler in this heatbut I was just putting the skirt up to your waist for sizing but I stillcan't tell if this is the right size."I roll my eyes hearing mom. "Don't you roll your eyes at me young man?Since you're so full of yourself here take this." Mom tosses me the miniskirt. I catch it and stare at mom."Go in the bathroom and try it on so I can see what size fits you. Yousay another word and I'll have you wearing. Then in the evening my friend had arranged a party for all of us, drinks etc, but i don’t drink so i was just accompanying them. After some hours i wanted to go so i asked my friend for his bike. All my friends also wanted to go to some restaurant at upasahar for dinner and drinks,So her brother also joined them and told will come to my room after the party to sleep, i told ok and was about to go when my friends sister came to me and said, simi too wants to go home can u drop her home on the.