He always ate it first and always had the same two comments: How much he loved clit toppers and how Marie’s clit was better than any he had seen in ...the displays at the grocery store.Marie smiled and said “Thank you” just like she always did. She also said ‘Since you brought up meat, I went into the grocery store to make sure they would have our order for Saturday and I got a great deal.”Ryan looked up at her. “How good of a deal?” he said with one eyebrow raised.“Uh, yeah. It may have been. We chatted probably more than we should have but we struck up a good rapport, he told me it was a family business that he ran with his two daughters, Sophie and Kate.He asked lots of questions about what I required and although I was pretty vague he told me that Sophie would have a good look around telling me she was very thorough and would give me excellent service, damn if I hadn’t got a boner by the time I got off the phone.I decided to put on my old shorts and grab a beer and go sit out in. .had no idea what to do. Then, this very morning I received this message at my hotel!" and he handed me the message.I read it carefully:"Dear Hank (it said)Leave a Hundred Thousand by the Old Oak TreeIt must be unmarked if you still want meIf you don't leave their money by that old oak treeThey'll get out their axGimme my paxDivide my Corpse in ThreeSo, Henry, leave their hundred thousand by that old oak tree!"And it was signed with a paw print!!!'Dear me!" I said. "How very. The line is still open. He hears static noises and then her breath. ‘You… bastard… ‘ she whispers, laughing and breathless. ‘Good?’ he says laughing. ‘I need to change my underwear when I get home now…’ she says accusingly. Or tried. She wasn’t convincing. ‘Oh no. The horror. I guess I shouldn’t say it then…’ ‘Say what?’ She replied without thinking. ‘Orgasm. Ten.’ he said. He heard the phone drop and let his mischievous grin grow as he chuckled to himself, walking around his kitchen making.
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