My dad was laughing the whole time. By this time, I was pretty drunk too.I felt like I'd proved I work here, and I've always hated bein at work whenI...'m off the clock, so I had to suggest to my dad that we move on to thenext bar. My favorite spot to shoot pool at is right down the street frommy house, but unfortunately when the cab pulled up I could see the neonsign was off and immediately knew it was closed."What the fuck?" Hey Derek," my dad leaned over, basically leaning on my shoulder in. It's one of our tightest tunes ever. And you gave me the idea for it. Remember when we were in here last month and you said you didn't care if we yelled 'fuck the establishment' over and over? Well that inspired me." We can't write fuck the establishment on an album cover," Crow said. "And if you actually say that in the tune, they won't play it on the radio." We can write F, star, star, star, can't we?" Matt asked. "And if you do want to release it as a single, they can edit it so 'fuck'. Ab wo san jose mein koi high paying job karti thi. Har din 2 baar uski facebook dekhta tha. Aisa nahi tha ki is beech main aur ladkiyon se attracted nahi hui. Lekin 2 ladkiyon ke boob massage karne ke alawa ab bhi mein virgin tha. Is dauran payal se meri baaten bahut kam hui. Jyadatar social occasions pe facebook pe hi hello types.Ek din mere office mein ek client visit ke liye mere boss ne mana kardiya. Aur achanak se mera naam aage aa gaya. Ye visit be san jose mein hi tha. Mere dimaag mein. Tab rima dono ki sagi bahan zadu lagane room me ae to wo jab zukar zadu laga rahi thi tab uske bade bade boob dono dekh rahe the,tab raju ne rahul ka land pakada to dekh ki ko pura phul chuka tha , to raju ne rahul ke kan me kaha ki kia boob hai , ha bhai kia boob hai aur gand bhi dekho na must hai , aur ek dushre ke land shalane lage , rima apne kam me buze thi aur a dono chader ode muth mar rahe the, rima zadu lagane ke bad chali gai ,donone muth mari apne sagi bahan ke nam se phir rahul bola.
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