“GOOD FRIENDS ARE THE RARE JEWELS OF LIFE...DIFFICULT TO FIND AND IMPOSSIBLE TO REPLACE!Men’s thoughts?Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he wi...ll. There is no need to remind you every six months.I heard a guy complaining about how expensive his wedding is going to be. He is going to really be pissed when he finds out how much his divorces is going to cost.My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don’t have a Ferrari.NASA’s robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Curiosity’s early pictures showed no signs of. And that Road Runner is still out there."Fuck me, I checked it one more time."I have nobody to talk to. Fuck me, the only person I can talk to about something like this is with him! What in the fuck have you done, Cully?" I have fucked myself, is what I've done. He was sitting there waiting on me. They set me up. A speed trap." But, wouldn't they have just conducted the affair without the speed trap? That would alert you to the affair. They wouldn't do that, right?" You got a point there, and a. ” My voice must have been scary because she hung up immediately, I looked her over, eyes lingering too long on the fishnets that decorated her thin waist and naval. I forced my eyes back up, all the more enraged. “Get up.” I commanded. She stood, budding hour glass all the more evident. “Take those clothes off now!” I ordered. She flushed pink, stunned and didn’t move. Her halo of hair covering part of her face as she looked down and away. “Now!” I said, not understanding why she wasn’t. The door was even simpler though it took longer. My handy dandy Stanley tape rule told me just how long each stile needed to be so it fit the available space exactly. After that I only needed four rails to tie things together.I used four twelve-inch barn-door hinges to hang it and the hardest part was evening off the cave entrance's rock face on one side so I could mount the hinges with lead anchors and lag bolts and still keep the them lined up so I wouldn't end up with a door that sagged on.