”“Take your time, I ain’t going anywhere. Oh and, Hon, you know what?”“Yeah, I know, but when are you going to finally accept the fact that ...I love YOU more.”I shut off the TV, throw on my flip-flops and head out the door. Five minutes later, as I’m walking up our neighbor's driveway, I hear a gaggle of small children engaged in a heated game of Marco Polo. Ah, to be young I can’t help but think. As I turn the corner towards their front door, I see our neighbor Jan already standing in the front. ’10 ‘All immigrants arrested, tried or convicted for any crime for a period of ten years shall be deported.’11 ‘Prior to the end of the one year moratorium, unified policies and procedures shall be developed and implemented to complete a standardized immigration policy among the members of this pact.’At the end of the first page I asked, “Are there any objections or changes to the first page?” There were none, so I went on to the next.There were fifty pages to this document and I read all of. Wo ek aisi aurat hai jisko uska pati chudai me hamesha beech me hi chhod kar jhad jaata hai aur wo chudai me pyasi rah jaati hai. Uska pati dekhne me ek hatta katta sardaar hai par chudai me wo apni patni ko santusht nahi kar paata. Main ek aurat hone ke naate ye achhi tarah samajh sakti hun ki chudai me santusht nahi hone wali aurat ke dil par kya beet ti hogi kyon ki main chudai ke mahatva aur usme santushti ko achhi tarah jaanti hun. Main achhi tarah samjh sakti hun ki hamesha hi chudai me. "I think it may have been that clause about unlimited salesopportunities without competitors." That's ridiculous!" Ludecker said. "What sort of sales opportunitiesdo Girl Scouts have?"Ludecker and Martens looked up at each other with a flash of mutualrealization."Cookies!" they shouted simultaneously.Just then another ripple shot through the room, bouncing repeatedlybetween the six cross-dressed executives. Each shuddered noticeablyunder the influence of the magic."It does seem to be.
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