Usually getting in or out of someone’s vehicle. I lived with my Grandma and everyone pretended like it didn’t exist. At the time, I knew my Mom wa...s a crackhead but I didn’t really understand what she was doing on the corners all night to the early morning. I think I knew, but I was just naïve I guess… So one morning I saw my Mom getting into an old Sanford and son truck. They drove to next street and parked. I could see my school bus coming down the street, but I hid. Once the school bus. She stands up and walks to the bathroom with her shoulders straight and her head held high. She is proud of her latest accomplishment. I exhale loudly as the bathroom door shuts. I examine my finger and remove the offending splinter with my teeth. I spit it onto the floor as my breathing finally returns to normal. I retrieve my towel from the floor and remove any lingering fluids. I grab my boxers on my way to the bathroom. The game has just begun and my favorite player was back in. I listen. In fact, bras have just one function on me, they help to make an evening gown look right. A ‘C’ cup! God. I made my decision. ‘OK. Let’s do it.’ Doctor Tillman did the paperwork, I signed the disclaimer. Everything done at once, new nose, new breasts. I could feel the dull and steady ache in my left arm. New robot arm, too. It was only one day later, I lay there as the mask came down over my face. I started the count as instructed, and just as I was starting to panic and change my mind I was. That was where the 'ceremony' departed the most significantly from all other traditional forms of marriage. It was, in other words, a cuckold-based marital relationship!As the officiator closed the brief ceremony, she said: "I now pronounce you," she said, indicating Robert, "the cuckold/husband, and you," she said turning to look at Melinda, as Robert's cuckoldress/wife!" She added, looking back at Robert: "You may kiss your bride!" And he did so, and with great enthusiasm!But the wedding.