"The doc said, "Look, you take the good with the bad. And nothing istotally good or bad. Speaking of bad, this body is diabetic, and I'm hereto give y...ou a shot of insulin, you need it 3 times a day, now give meyour arm. For the next 2 weeks your on a restricted diet. Now here putthese on so you can see. And remember return this body as you found it,unshaven."The shot hurt like hell, and I gave the Dr. a dirty look, saying, "Theycured cancer, and a.i.d.s. but you can't cure herpes or diabetes.. ” Okay…I asked her about the booze. Kelly said a couple of the guys had flasks and were slipping her shots. I asked about her open blouse. “The guys are loving playing with my tits! So was Mr. J.” What the heck!Mr. J was one of the allies that the Barbie Dolls had lined up. He taught choir and managed to work some disco into the end of the semester. He was also a young teacher, hired the same year as Mrs. G. He was a chaperone. Kelly filled me in on lots of details the next day, but a group of. We made her a boy! He sighed again and ran his hand down his face. Susan looked on with a sympathetic arch in her eyebrows. Well she began, whats your biggest concern first? Boys. Eric said without hesitation. Then to clarify he added, Well, relationships I guess. Its gonna happen and I dont want her missing out or feeling like shes a freak or something stupid. She is way too attractive for the boys not to notice, and they are gonna want to get into her pants. Its what we do. I mean Id prefer. ‘Good morning,’ I said. ‘Good morning, Sir. I didn’t realise you were awake.’ ‘I only just woke. How long have you been writing?’ ‘Just a little while—but I have just finished. Would you like to see, Sir?’ ‘Mmmm hmm. Pass over what you have written.’ Anya passed me the book and I started to read. Dear Sir, I can’t believe how horny I was when you left me out in the woods. And I don’t think you’ll believe what happened to me. Really I was there for not very long—perhaps only ten or fifteen.