"Have you checked that they are at home?" Yes. They have just finished shopping. They are at home, all right." OK. I'll give it a try."It was a neat l...ittle house in a what we call a 'Silver anniversary neighbourhood' in Denmark. You know, the kids have grown up and left home, and it happens to nearly all the families around the same time, because they were young and newly wed, when the houses were built. Alex's parents were having coffee on the terrace. I opened the garden gate and went up to. "I said I'm horny. I want an ass fuck. I want that hog of yours in my butt. I want you to play with my cunt, too. I can't be any clearer than that, can I, Charley? Charley?"He looked up and belched. "I get it," he said. "You want to go to bed now, is that it? Well, you got to wait until after dinner, baby. I had a long tough day today, and as soon as I get the ol' bod replenished, I'll give you a fuck you'll never forget. How's that sound? Maybe two even." He swatted at his peas and scooped. While I was getting ready, Mary listened to her Ipod for some hypnoticreinforcement. After that, she decided that a trip to a beauty salon wasalso in order. She called and made an appointment for us.As we prepared to go, someone knocked on the door. It was Debi."Just ignore her. She'll go away," I said."No. She's a friend," snapped Mary as she walked to the door."No. She'll freak out when she sees me." You look fine, absolutely lovely." Mary's acceptance of my feminizationsometimes blinded her. We perched midway between the oceanand the boardwalk and began applying lotion to each other's unreachableareas. "I really do love it here," she said. "The ocean's not quite as blue asit is back home, but it's close enough. Tell me, what other bad habitshave you acquired along the way?" she asked out of nowhere. My mind spedrapidly over things that would be considered inappropriate for one of mytender age; drinking and sex came in at the top of the list. I remainedsilent and she let the topic.