I was a small lad of about 4 or 5. My brother, who was 6 years older than me, shared a bedroom with me. Frequently we would wake up early and mess abo...ut – as k**s do. This progressed to him getting into my bed some mornings for some playful fighting. One morning he got me laying face down in bed and he was lying on top of me. I was wriggling about and so was he and I could feel soft lump in the front of his pyjamas rubbing against my bum. Before long his lump, which I think I realised was his. Why?" Well, Your Grace, I am only speculating, but here are my thoughts. Loghain has already committed treason and tried to get Cailan killed, blaming it on the Grey Wardens. He's afraid of you, and already tried to have you murdered as well. Whatever his reasons, his only hope of holding onto his power – and his life – is if Cailan doesn't survive to tell the truth. He has the manpower to have the roads watched; if there was any whisper of Cailan's survival, he could outnumber us and slaughter. Stop fucking around with your pot and come meet him!”“Your muscles are so hard,” she said to Glade. “A hard man is good to find.”“MOM!”My father emerged shirtless from one of the outbuildings wearing cowboy boots and ratty jeans. He had a joint in his mouth so big that Bob Marley, himself, would have been envious.When he saw us, he smiled proudly to me and then looked my lover over with a stern and critical eye. He walked up to us slowly, appraising him as one would evaluate how they’re going. Aur humne humare manoranjan ki baat ki to woh mana kar rahi hai.”Fir usne mujhe phone diya aur bola, “Ye le tere boss se bat kar.”Phone pe mere boss ne bataya “Parul. Don’t be stupid. Pata hai na tera contract? Chupa chap woh log jesa bolte hai wesa kar. 3-4 hours ka kaam bhi tu nahi sahan kar sakti? Ye kya tarika hai? Tujhe pata to hai tujhe maine job pe kisliye rakha hai? Chup chap woh log jesa bole wesa kar aur jamin ke documents signed le kar wapas aa.” Aur main kuch bolu uske pehle phone.