. a pint or four of Kelham Island brewery's finest having disappeared entirely by the looks of it. Very strange, I thought, as the light became bright... enough for me to notice that one wall now bore a message."You're not dead. You're not dreaming. You are safe."OK, I thought ... taken on face value, that should be reassuring, though the intellectual leap involved in doing the taking was ... challenging. I had been going home in a big city beside a very big cathedral, someone had jumped me with a. The absence of Jen's bra made my cock swell. She faced me again. Unfortunately, I couldn't see her tits. Jen's tits were average in size. A bustier girl wearing that dress would expose the sides of her boobs."How much is it?" I asked."Too much," she frowned."I still like it. Why don't you try on another dress?" You don't want to really watch me try on clothes?" When I'm with a pretty girl like you I do." How many pretty girls have you done this with?" You're my first one." Yeah?" What about. Tell me how you decided to forgo the life of celibacy and bounced on the bedsprings with a willing girl?" You mean when did I lose my virginity? It's been a closely guarded family secret, so I really haven't spoken about this before. That's probably why you haven't heard about it. Maybe the statute of limitations has expired." No time like the present, buddy," I replied with a sarcastic emphasis on the word 'buddy.'"Okay." Jordy began. "Do you remember Tracy?" Tracy? You mean your sister Tracy?. “You were fantastic,” he said.“I am fantastic, but only as fantastic as who I’m with. Thanks!”Trevor let me down onto the floor. “You left a fortune on the stage.”I noticed a bunch of coins and bills that were thrown at me during the performance and shrugged. “Donate it to the elderly strippers union.” I didn’t have any use for foreign money.Trevor laughed.The stage manager came over. “You know, that was bonzer. I haven’t seen a throwback to burlesque in donkey’s years. Would you accept a.